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Davistown or Skyland City, New Columbia?

A rendering of Skyland Town Center from SkylandTownCenter.com
 
STATEHOOD FUN...
 
Ever wonder what would happen to our neighborhoods, if Washington, D.C. became a state? Will our eight wards become eight, new counties? Will the Advisory Neighborhood Councils, within those eight wards, become distinct and exciting, new towns?
 
Imagine the possibilities!
 
Imagine that hilly, historic, pseudo-suburban ANC-7B, with Skyland (above) as its downtown nerve center, is now an incorporated city in the new 51st state of New Columbia. Georgetown will surely be its capitol, ..but, what should our new, shining city on a hillcrest be called?

1. Davistown, New Columbia - taken from historic Fort Davis
2. Hillcrest City, New Columbia - named for historic first neighborhood of ANC-7B
3. Naylorville, New Columbia - taken from ANC-7B designation, Naylor-Dupont
4. Randall City, New Columbia - named for the first developer of the Southeast hills
5. Skyland, New Columbia - inspired by what might become Downtown ANC-7B
 
I think 'Melville' has a certain classically American charm, ..but, no need to rush! Just submit your choice in the poll, to the right of this box, ..and see you in New Columbia!
 
Dyer

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